Archive - Fast Track Femme

“Get Back to Fucking Work” - How I Built British Leyland for Robots

Anthropic publishes its AI-Native SDLC playbook, I realise Relay already looks like it, and discover I’ve built the most overengineered strike in…

Aug 29 • Stevie Bennett

Dating. Dating, dating, dating.

Men, women, lesbian maths, one slightly ridiculous experiment and discovering what I actually want.

Aug 27 • Stevie Bennett

The One Month Rule. A Stevie B Survival Guide to Workplace Bullshitters

Any role that can be populated by a bullshitter WILL fill up with bullshitters. Not might be. Will be. :)

Aug 21 • Stevie Bennett

A letter to my children

I am writing this somewhere over France, on a flight from Cork to Nice.

Aug 14 • Stevie Bennett

July 2026

I flew to Seoul for VFSRAC voice feminisation surgery. Then I learned my vocal folds were abnormal. Now I must stay silent to discover what emerges.

Jul 29 • Stevie Bennett

Gangnam, No Style

South Korea was supposed to be Blade Runner with better weather.

Jul 12 • Stevie Bennett

Witterings: Guantanamo, Xanadu and Eight Weeks of No Drinking

This week, Chesterton refuses to poo, I consider a move to Manchester, and my final, final, final surgery turns out not to be final after all.

Jul 9 • Stevie Bennett

June 2026

Today I Built a TERF Annihilation App Because Apparently I Needed a Hobby

Dear readers, I do apologise. You must be sick to the back teeth of my little inbox emails by now, but this one is too funny not to send.

Jun 24 • Stevie Bennett

I Built "Become"! Now I Need to Know If Trans Women Actually Want It.

A body-planning system for trans women, built because generic fitness apps and trainers keep handing us the wrong map.

Jun 22 • Stevie Bennett

TERF'ism - A History

I went looking for the real history of TERFism: money, model bills, churches, think tanks and the policy machine behind the panic.

Jun 17 • Stevie Bennett

Jun 14 • Stevie Bennett

♪♪♪ You are the dancing queen, young and sweet, only 57 (not 17!) ♪♪♪

This week I fly to London to see ABBA Voyage, lose my tickets to a CAPTCHA, defeat myself with Citymapper, get trapped in a Tube station in three-inch…

Jun 9 • Stevie Bennett

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